Cute Wars

by InsanitySK@aol.com

Cute Wars Episode 1
"A shot heard 'round the world"

Act 1

As the Maximals return to Cybertron, with the captive Megatron, a rescue ship intent on locating, and retrieving them, collides with the remains of the long destroyed planet destroyer. The ship, occupied by 8 active Cybertronians, and 12 stasis pods, started a downward spiral, and the stasis pods were ejected into space.

Robot 1: (a gold and red robot around 8 ft. tall ) Shields failing, impact in 20 seconds! (he screams as he is blown from his console, and out of the ship)

Robot 2: (a gold and silver robot 6 ft tall) shields down, all systems offline, we're dead in the sky, and rapidly descending! (transparent blue wings extend from his back, he ejects from the ship)

Robot 3: (a small, gold and gray robot, piloting the ship) you're all fools! this ship can take the impact, you're surrendering all hope because you don't have faith in my flying skills!

Cut to a scene of outside the ship, Robot 1 is clinging desperately to the outer hull.

Robot 2: impact in 5 seconds and counting!

Robot 4: all units evacuate before it's too late!

(The ship crashes, and 6 of the 8 robots can be seen leaping from the wreckage)

Act 2

(It seems like days before the first of the cybertronians regains counciousness, and he awakens to an unusual suprise)

Robot 2: (opens eyes slowly, rubs his head) ow...did anyone get the registration number of that waste transport unit? (he attempts to stand, but notices a second pair of arms) hey! what happened here? (he notices the other robots laying on the ground, each one activated their emergency alternate mode replicators at the moment of impact)

Robot 1: ( stands and looks at his hands, which are covered in fur, and tipped with long silver claws) what happened to the pilot?

(another robot stands up, spreading his feathered wings out, and examining them, with a quizzical look on his face;)

Robot 3: (crawls out of the wreckage, sparking, showing signs of heavy damage) That idiotic leader is offline, and, as his closest of friends, I shall assume leadership! my first act as leader, is to make sure you have all adapted names for yourself.

Robot 1: understood (looks himself over) I shall be called, Tedd-E! (at that moment, he transforms into his robot mode, and towers over the others)

Robot 2: (examines the wings on his back, and his 6 legs) I am apparently some sort of insect, a wasp perhaps, just call me Bumblebomber! (he proceeds to transform, and examines himself)

Robot 5: (flaps wings, and takes off) from now on you'll all address me as Crackerjack! ( as he transforms, he pulls out a crossbow like weapon)

Robot 3: (has already transformed) exellent, as your leader, you will all call me Duck-e!

Robot 4: (opens eyes, and looks around, he is pinned down by a computer)

Duck-E: we will have to establish a base if we are to survive here, Tedd-E, Crackerjack, salvage what you can from the ship, Bumblebomber, you scout out an area to build the base.

(2 rodents climb out of the wreckage, each transform, and introduce themselves as Mousetrap, and Rodentra)

Mousetrap: while I was trying to get out, I saw our leader pinned down by a computer, I'm gonna need to get some help to get him out...

Duck-E: no! you're obviously trying to take leadership from me, get out of my sight, mouse...

Bumblebomber: Hey! leader or not, you don't have the power to do that to a fellow cybertronian! (he pulls out 2 guns, each loaded with a stinger missile)

Tedd-E: ( steps in front of Duck-E ) if you want the leader, you'll have to go through me...

Crackerjack: and me...( land in front of Tedd-E )

Rodentra: ( transforms ) so bug boy, I suggest you scram before we scrap you...

Mousetrap: ( transforms, pulling out a fusion pistol ) well then, guess we got a little conflict here...

(suddenly a wall of the ship explodes, and a golden retriever leaps out, transforming in midair)
Wagger: one more move, and you're slag, Duck-E...

Duck-E: ooo, I'm shaking...( the duck head on his shoulder rotates to face forward, and the beak opens, revealing a blaster) so, Wagger, tell me where you're leader is, and I'll let you go...

(a gray cat walks out from the ship, and transforms)
Purrbox: Right here duck... (he pulls out a quasar cannon, and blasts Duck-E in the stomach, sending him flying back into a lake)

Bumblebomber: sir...I mean, Purrbox, you're still functional?

Purrbox: no thanks to that backstabbing duck ( to Crackerjack, Tedd-E, and Rodentra ) that goes for the rest of you too, scram before you're melted metal...

Act 3

Rodentra: (as she searches for a base location, she finds a large crater, lined with metal shards, as she goes in closer, she finds the remains of the Predacon ship,Darkside) Rodentra to Duck-E, I think I just found our new base...

Duck-E: exellent Rodentra, what are the coordinates? (upon receiving coordinates) by the pit, thats the Darkside!

Crackerjack: Duck-E! (lands beside his new leader) the Cutecons have salvaged the ship already, and are preparing a full frontal assault!

Tedd-E: they are nowhere near as experienced at combat as we are, they won't stand a chance...

Duck-E: We Adorabots have a long line of ancestors to bring glory to, from the Decepticons, to the Predacons, to the short lived Organicons, and now, we shall finally have our revenge!

Cut to the Cutecons, who have located the Ark, and the remains of the Axalon

Mousetrap: (connects a few wires, and the lights all turn on) no problem for this little rodent...

Wagger: (is checking the defense systems, tests an autogun) all defense systems optimal Purrbox...

Purrbox: exellent Wagger, Bumblebomber, whats the situation with the stasis pods in orbit?

Bumblebomber: (watches a computer screen) two pods down, one in sector 7, and one in sector 6...

Mousetrap: (jumps on Bumblebombers back) then lets get 'em both before those Adorabots get 'em!

Bumblebomber: we only have access to the one in sector 6, sector 7 is an unstable area...

Pan to Adorabot base

Crackerjack: 2 pods down in sectors 6 & 7, two Cutecons en route to the one in sector 6

Duck-E: then get to sector 7, and get that pod Crackerjack!

Crackerjack: affirmative! (he transforms into robot mode, and takes off towards sector 7)

Cut to the pod in sector 6

Bumblebomber: (lands next to the pod, transforms into robot mode) this area has lush vegetation, and a large insect population, it'd be a good guess when I say it's an insect

Mousetrap: whatever, just open it up, and bring that trooper out here...

Bumblebomber: (opens the pod, and proceeds to program it) done

(a giant butterfly climbs out of the pod, and looks around)

Mousetrap: I'm gonna head back to base and check on the repairs...

Flutterwing: (transforms into robot mode, and looks at Bumblebomber) who...are you?

Bumblebomber: my name is Bumblebomber, and you are?

Flutterwing: Flutterwing, Cutecon air attack specialist...

Bumblebomber: exellent, lets head back to base, follow me...

(they both transform into insect mode, and fly back to base)

Crackerjack: ( lands next to the other pod, and opens it up) well, what do we have here...

(a ladybug lands on the pod, and gets scanned)

Crackerjack: (flicks the ladybug away) good, now lets get you online...

Dotbot: (gets out of the pod, and transforms into robot mode)

Crackerjack: (explains everything, and returns to base with DotBot)

Act 4

(the Adorabots are on their way to the Cutecon base, and the Cutecons are preparing to attack the Adorabots)

Purrbox: (stands on a cliff with the rest of the Cutecons)

Duck-E: (arrives, followed by the Adorabots)

Purrbox: so Duck-E, this is what it comes to...

Duck-E: you and your weak Cutecons are going down, Adorabots, attack!

Purrbox: Cutecons, counterattack!

(both teams fire their weapons, and the shots ricochet off eachother, and fly down to the ground, creating a huge explosion, Adorabots and Cutecons alike fall down, into a valley, and are confronted by 2 robots who remain in the shadows)